Ellen, I fell in big loving with you.



I saw you by that pool.

I thought you thought I was cool.

I felt a longing in my tool.

So dye your hair

Or change your name

Have your left arm surgically removed

No matter what you do

I’ll be in love with you.



Ellen, I fell in big loving with you.



You like corn, you like twelve,

You keep a pomade on your shelf

You’ve got a walnut like myself.

You’ve got grooves

And you’ve got shoes

And even though you lose your marbles

And you panic in a crisis I’m in love with you.

Pose was once your man but you scared him away.

Now your man is Dan (that’s me!)

And I am here to stay.



Ellen, I fell in big loving with you.

Ellen, I fell in big loving with you.



If you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic

Or if you lost all your teeth

So that I had to chew your food for you,

No matter what you do,

I’ll be in love with you!